Dry Lips Oughta Move to Kapuskasing

Gah I just dunno where to start to be honest. It had its "moments" to put it nicely. Makes me worried if this is the full extent of Canadian plays. Not that its terribly horrible. Just too much with regards to several things: like the language. Plus I think it had too much going on at once that it killed it (for me at least). I just dunno anymore. I skimmed the last bit. But from the first couple bits of dialogue I was going oooh boy, here we go again on another mindfudge trip. :/
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