Fifty Shades of Grey: Book One of the Fifty Shades Trilogy

Fifty Shades of Grey - E.L. James I'm sorry, this isn't ever going to happen. I never got the entire hype, but the series in a nutshell was enough to turn me away from this. I'm even asked about it, in regards to the movie coming out on Feb 13, 2015. Just one big fat NOPE.

PERPETUATES RAPE + CREEPY DOUCHY STALKER ALERT + PLUS OTHER PROBLEMS = not worth it

That's not all I have, here's a little story:

I was over at my uncle's place during the summer, and was in my cousin's room with her, and I was browsing through her books in case there were any that I'd read while I was there. My eyes stumbled over this very book. Blinking several times, I realized I wasn't just imagining it being there, snuggly tucked away in-between two other books that seemed to be struggling to be as far away as possible from this said book.

Remarking about this out loud, my cousin came over and realized what I was talking about. In fact, she was like scarred by it. And I asked her how much did she read before she stated that she didn't know and that she had gotten the book for sale apparently. I explained to her afterwards and she knew I was right.

Luckily it was only a dollar that she had paid apparently.

But in a nutshell, especially from what I've heard from others, this book goes so far beyond what I thought was known as the Twilight Madness.

Either way, read this at your own risk.

That is all.